|My personal favorite|
[x] You've read fan fiction for Hetalia
[x] You've written fan fiction for Hetalia
[x] You've made fan art for Hetalia
[x] You've read doujinshi for Hetalia (Hurp derp I have no shame)
[ ] You belong to one or more Hetalia-themed groups on dA
[x] You've seen/made Hetalia yaoi (hard to avoid it)
[x] You have an OTP or know the pairings you like
[x] You can quote Hetalia
[x] You know Finland is Sweden's wife
[x] World History / Geography classes make you laugh, cry, etc.
[x] The phrases 'vital regions', 'five meters', 'Russia is the biggest', or 'Canada is on top of America' make you laugh
[x] You've used "Ve~", "PASTAA~", "aru", "Aiyah", "da", "kolkolkol", etc. when speaking
[x] You want to become One with Russia and/or have asked someone to
[x] You have watched 10 minute challenges of Hetalia clips
[x] You have commented on an unrelated video about Hetalia
[x] You look at a map and automatically see the characters
[x] You refer to the countries as People
[x] You correct people if they don't refer to a country with the right gender
[x] You and your friends refer to each other as countries
[x] You've used Hetalia to study and/or remembered it on a test
[x] You named or wanted to name one of your possessions after a Hetalia character
[x] You've cosplayed before as a Hetalia character
[ ] You've tried to have an ahoge (What is ahoge?)
[ ] Your profile picture has a Hetalia character in it
[x] You've accidentally referred to a country by its human name
[x] You freak out when someone forgets Canada
[x] You know what Liechtenstein, Seychelles, etc. are
[x] You can find them on a map
[x] You've wanted to or have pulled the curl, hair, etc. on someone's head
[x] You're afraid to visit France, Russia, etc. because of the characters
[x] You can name stereotypes of a country because of the characters
[x] You refer to East Germany strictly as Prussia and get sad when someone insists Prussia no longer exists
[x] You've used the phrase " ____ is almost as awesome as Prussia"
[x] You can find Texas and Nantucket in a picture of America
[x] You know what APH stands for
[x] You purposefully look up AMV's, pictures, etc. of Hetalia
[x] You can name everyone in the Axis and Allies and not forget Canada
[x] You own Hetalia merchandise or have decorated a possession to be Hetalia-themed
[x] You like either USUK or FrUk
[ ] The only material you read is Hetalia fan fiction
[x] You've sneaked Hetalia into a school assignment
[x] You believe Sealand is an independent country
[x] Whenever someone says "Marry me" you think of Belarus
[x] You know the names of most Hetalia characters
[x] You know the character songs of some Hetalia characters
[x] People think you're a history buff because you know so much about foreign countries
[ ] You know who Hidekaz Himaruya is
[ ] You worship him
[ ] You've read the strips and seen the anime
[x] You wish you had a pet Flying Mint Bunny, Gilbird, etc.
[x] You've RP'd (Role Played) as a Hetalia character either online or in person
[x] You know Australia and Austria aren't the same thing
[x] You'll freak out on anyone who doesn't
[x] You have a Hetalia OC
[x] You wish you were a Nation
[x] You've had dreams about the nations
[x] People have called you a fangirl/fanboy/otaku/weaboo
0-10: Not a fangirl/fanboy. You're normal.
11-20: Slight fangirl/fanboy. You're one of those normal, slight fans that can't get into most Hetalia discussions.
21-30: Half fangirl/fanboy. Here people might look at you funny, but you're still pretty normal.
31-40: Fangirl/Fanboy. At this point people start to stare.
41-50: Crazed fangirl/fanboy. This is the stage where people start to hate you, but you'll always have your fellow fans.
51-60: Hetalian. Welcome to the dark side. You have a freaking obsession, and it's never going away. Congratulations, have some Pasta~ (Why thank you >:3)